There are countless Twitter “parody” accounts for the bear at the center of Seth MacFarlane's Ted . Most of them have more followers than you do. All of them are terrible.
Username: @QuotingJokes
Bio: (This Is A Parody Account & Has No Affiliation With Ted From The Movie) Hilarious and true tweets to retweet!
Followers: 1,340,868
Username: @ITweetTheJokes
Bio: It's the REAL Ted. And all I do is SMOKE, DRINK and PARTY Hard with bitches. Follow me bitches. . . oh and this is obviously a parody.
Followers: 67,261