Someone should tell Necco that WTF stands for Why The Face.
Necco has a new custom candy website.
The New England Confectionary Company that brings you wafers and V-day sweethearts also lets you customize the candies by color and size, then create three (very short) messages to put on them.
This is fantastic except that it's run by a mean Puritanical robot who hates fun and funny things.
Fortunately the Puritanical robot is kind of stupid.
Because this is just fine.
